Take a Sock Day

by Terry 2/2/2009 9:23:00 AM

Apparently February 2nd is Take a Sock Day. I received an email this morning from a coworker saying she was out of the office – taking a sock day. This explains the abundance of missing socks and mismatched pairs.

In high school a friend of mine postulated washing machines, or their evil cousins clothes dryers, were secret portals to a dimension he simply referred to as Lost. Socks would only go missing when processed through the laundry, but never go missing when anyone was looking. Naturally this cannot be fully falsified and therefore proves the existence of a higher power. The ID folks should rejoice in the miracle of the missing sock.

I personally think the notion of Take a Sock Day is far more plausible. An entire day dedicated to absconding with knitted foot coverings.

Another coworker points out the real question is, “What happens when the Ground Hog sees a mismatched pair of socks?”

Obviously, he requires six weeks more sleep before returning it.

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